What more could a mum-to-be want at her baby shower, but a bloody, horrifying birthing cake taking centre stage?
Strap on your sense of humour and put down any food you’re eating, we’re about to walk you through the world’s worst cakes, all modelled on the sacred moment of birth. These birthing cakes are deftly decorated with chocolate sprinkles for pubic hair, fake, edible blood, severed dolls heads and of course a poo or two. These are the birthing cakes that you can’t unsee.
Born with a bow
Because every little princess is born with a bow on her head. And yep, that’s poo. (via xchantellemurphyx)
It’s the thought that counts, right? (via lynngarricks)
Baby got back
At least there’s plenty of birthing cake to go around! (via ascherthing)
Mumma, here I come!
When using a doll head just isn’t enough, throw in the arms as well. (via thesingingswiss)
Take my hands
Don’t be afraid mumma, just take my hands and it’s all over. (via anerolsted)
It’s never quite the same down there, is it? May as well warn a mumma. (via gab_racine_carre)
Bloody baby shower
Makes us cross out legs just looking at it. (via cakesbykatnyc)
Like a singleton birthing cake wasn’t enough. (via kavitaboomprice)
I see you
But only just.
Spell it out
Obviously made for a true blonde mum-to-be. (via lindsaywehmeyer)
Because apparently afterbirth is much like a fruit orchard. (via almaolssonwidjaja)
This little one is coming sunny side up. That’s gotta hurt. (via acuyume)
Peekaboo, I see you
Somewhere in this ghoulish birthing cake is a baby. (via genifurx)
What a pearler
We’re assuming those pearls are … nevermind. At least this little baby is an easy birth. (via virginiakvj)
That’s gotta hurt
Frighteningly lifelike. (via Cake Wrecks)
Put your hands up
A little bit Halloween a little bit birthing cake. (via klarabjorngard)
Strawberries and cream
That’s one happy bub! (via mimiposkitt)
Birthing cakes are inclusive of all types of birth (via ainosaur)
Scary how real this one looks. (via headbanger)
Yep, more poop
Apparently, birth pooping is quite the inspiration for so many birthing cakes. yambaoski
Cut the cord
So much cord, such pretty flowers. The juxtaposition isn’t lost on us. (via june_aht)
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